I'm writing this in: a hammock on a covered patio. At night. The rain is pouring down on the roof over my head. A group of Brazilian friends drinking beer and playing cards are talking animatedly at the table across the courtyard, and a quieter contingency is examining the map on the wall. Matt is trying to upload pictures on a bench next to me, but his computer is about to die. The resident tortoises are in hiding, and the wet foliage under the jambó tree is glistening in the lantern light.
And I am sore. Or at least, I think I will be tomorrow. I’m
resisting the lull of the hammock, fighting off the sleep I need, to write this
up because WOW did a lot happen today! We went spelunking! We went cave
snorkeling! We climbed a high mountain with a 360 degree view of this enormous
national park! We made friends with Brazilians! We dipped our toes in a
rushing, rust-colored river, 
...we ate delicious food, and took plenty of photos of all of the above.
...we ate delicious food, and took plenty of photos of all of the above.
Me at the entrance to Lapa Doce |
Matt at the bottom of the climb down to Lapa Doce |
Our first stop was Gruta de Lapa Doce, an incredibly
impressive and enormous cave, the likes of which I have never before spelunked
in my life. (spell check says “spelunk” is okay, but “spelunked” is not. So HOW
DO YOU SAY THAT?? “The likes of which I have never gone spelunking in before in
my life”???? That’s just clunky and unnecessary.) The array of stalactites and
stalagmites was incredible (shaped like: a nativity, an umbrella, an owl, a “tit”
and Bob Marley, among other things), and the sheer enormity of the cave made me
feel like I was walking in some kind of magic tunnel of air deep on the floor
of the ocean. We all had flashlights, and I loved shining mine directly
overhead at all of the swirls, imagining the water that carved this
magnificence however many millions of years ago. One stalagmite even looked
like a giant jellyfish!
Huge jellyfish! |
Next we went to Pratinha, where we had a chance to go cave
snorkeling…this was REALLY cool, as we got to swim under a really low cave
ceiling into a series of large chambers, guided only by our waterproof
flashlights. (Well, and our guide.) There were bats trying to sleep, including
one adorable family of four all huddled together, collectively reviling the
light we were shining on them, the poor things. The water was crystal clear,
but at one point the bottom disappeared under the beam of our lights and the
guide explained that the water there was either 150 feet deep, or deep beyond
measure, depending on mine or Matt’s interpretation of his Portuguese. Still,
it was really cool/creepy. Again, we turned off our flashlights for a dark
moment of silence, which was probably even cooler—just floating in water, deep
in a dark cave.
When we swam out, we snorkeled a little in a sheltered area
with some fish and greenery, and then hopped out for lunch, which by that point
(did I mention there was a lot of climbing in addition to the walking and
swimming?) felt very well earned.
Buffet lunches here in Brazil are common, and are sold by
weight. In a lot of the country, if you want to eat total vegetarian, you will
be living on white rice and salad, but this buffet was a vegetarian
delight…potatoes, some unknown green vegetable (maybe cactus), pumpkin and
summer squash, rice, beans, arugula (again!), chickpea and potato salad. We
stuffed ourselves silly.
We chatted some more with the Brazilian couple, Irena and
Sandro, who were sharing our guide, Roger, with us. They were from Salvador, a
little older than us, and we had a lot in common. They were also a second
marriage couple with a son (his) from the first marriage. They also loved and
owned cats. We shared photos via iPhone. They spoke decent English, being a
lawyer and professor, and were really good company—very helpful with
translating for us, but not treating us like stupid Americans—they seemed to
understand that we wanted to respect the country and language, and felt free to
speak to the guide in Portuguese and translate the gist of it afterwards, which
we actually really appreciated.
After lunch, we took a little walk down to the water’s edge
where there is a swimming area, and rested for 45 minutes or so before walking
down to yet another cave for yet more pictures, before driving to yet another
wondrous marvel of natural beauty and mystery.
Then: The Climb. Please don’t cue Miley Cyrus, as much as I
want to. Okay, so I just cued Miley Cyrus. God, she’s annoying.

So when we pulled up, I wasn’t sure I was going to make it.
I was thinking this might be one of those times I was going to have to lose,
you know? It looked really rocky and steep, and my poor Robbins knees were so
sore and crackly-creaky after the day already. But…it was The Climb. It was the
Main Thing to do at Chapada Diamantina. If I couldn’t do it, I was going to
feel like I was 90, 60 years ahead of schedule.
So I climbed. And climbed. And climbed. It was scary, I’m
not going to lie. The seemingly inevitable fall would have been long and
probably fatal. (Though, come to find out there has only been one fatal
accident in the history of the park. Come here and you’ll find that as
unbelievable as I do.) More deep thoughts about the nature of life, and how
we’re all climbing slippery rocks on the edge of a thousand foot precipice
every day, whether its visible or not (and it’s usually not—more on this later).
And then we had made it! Picture/video time again, because again, there are no words
(that I have time to write).



Second day in Lençóis: every honeymoon, I think, has to have
one bum day and I think I would count this one as ours. Sure, we lost a day in
Brazil due to the missed connection, but we were stuck in Miami Beach! I can’t
cry too much about that. I count it a sweet surprise. But this day… so remember
the rain I started writing this in? It turned out to be so much hard rain that
Roger again canceled the swamp trip and instead hauled us way the heck out to
these caves that you usually only go to on overnight trips. I won’t linger too
much on this day because there is not a lot I want to remember about it.
We spent a LOT of hours driving. We spent about 25 minutes
total seeing really cool caves, Poço Encantado being the especially impressive
one, Poço Azul being the really, really cold one to swim in and the scariest
downward climb yet. I learned to play Bad Piggies and lamented not bringing a
book; began Jane Eyre yet again, which Matt thankfully had on his iPhone
Kindle. Roger didn’t make enough bathroom stops before bumping down a dirt road
for half an hour, resulting in considerable discomfort. I got mad. Both caves
had large groups before us, resulting in more waiting. I got cranky. I
considered having Roger fired, except I don’t think he works for anyone but
himself, which made me even crankier, since, upon calculating his paycheck, he
probably makes at least as much as an entry-level lawyer.
But: Poço Encantado is really a sight to see:

This dog was incredibly sweet and loving.
Our fancy dinner back in Lençóis consisted of the best ravioli I have ever tasted in my life, and the wine glasses were filled to the top, much like my life in general.
This dog was incredibly sweet and loving.
Our fancy dinner back in Lençóis consisted of the best ravioli I have ever tasted in my life, and the wine glasses were filled to the top, much like my life in general.
Me with Salsicha |
Last Day in Lençóis, or: When You Get To The Edge of the
Cliff, You Jump, Damn It. To neatly put a bow on our experience here in Lençóis,
on our last full day we ditched the guide and hiked ourselves over the mountain
to another river, where there is a natural rock waterslide.


We were hoping to give it a try ourselves, but as the sky was gray and the water freezing (and having decided to get in anyway the day before, much to our later regret), we decided against it. So we relaxed on the rocks instead, enjoying the view with our books and a paltry picnic lunch of yesterday’s leftovers.
We were hoping to give it a try ourselves, but as the sky was gray and the water freezing (and having decided to get in anyway the day before, much to our later regret), we decided against it. So we relaxed on the rocks instead, enjoying the view with our books and a paltry picnic lunch of yesterday’s leftovers.
Then he sat down. “Oh, he’s not going to do it now,” Matt
said. “The window has closed. He’s talked himself out of it.” I agreed. This
has been my experience as well. When people spend too much time deciding
whether or not to do something, they usually don’t end up doing it. I felt this
sadness for the kid; I had gotten the sense of watching a boy standing on the
precipice of manhood and opting out. His cousin climbed up and jumped, his
uncle climbed up and jumped again. His dad was cheering him on, his mom stood
with the camera in wait.
Then, when it became evident that he really was not going to
jump, something really awesome happened. His mom put down the camera, stripped
down to her bathing suit, and climbed the rock. After sitting there with him
for another twenty minutes or so, she stood up, looked down doubtfully, but
ultimately: jumped.
She surfaced, swam out, rejoined the boy’s father and both
continued their efforts at cheering him down. Not two full minutes later, the
boy stood, went back on the rock in order to get a running start, visibly
psyched himself up for a few seconds and: ran. Jumped.
Of course we onlookers couldn’t help cheering and clapping
along with his family; it felt as much the entire gathered community’s victory
as it was the boy’s. His parents looked across the water at all of us cheering
and waved in victory and relief.
Why was the outcome so different from what Matt and I
predicted? Probably, I realized, because we are so very American. American
parents have some pretty excellent advantages in their arsenals, which we
should all be grateful for. But cheering their ten-year-olds to jump from rocky
cliffs into dark and rushing river water below? Not so much a strength of ours.
“He’ll do it when he’s ready,” we tell ourselves, secretly hoping he will
actually never want to do something so dangerous in a world where,
preposterously, children can and sometimes do die.
But these parents didn’t only encourage their son—it was
evident that they considered it their responsibility
to support him all the way through this. They knew what we like to ignore—that
we are always standing on the edge of
a rocky cliff with uncertain footholds and slippery rocks. Illusions of
safety—helmets, fences, seatbelts, harnesses, cars—are just that. Illusions.
Life is full of cliffs to jump from, and they are usually the kind you can’t
actually see. I know far too many people who were never taught to take a deep
breath, run, and jump off the damn cliff.
As I progress further into adulthood (which is weird to
say), I know to be incredibly thankful for having a mother who ran and jumped
off cliffs and showed me how to do it. It’s so much easier to get in the habit
of doing scary things before you start cementing into yourself in your thirties.
I continue to reap the benefits from the big, scary choices I made as a college
kid. They shaped me and made me fearless. I know that when you get to the edge
of the cliff, you jump, because the only way forward is down.
Because (and this song literally just came on the radio on
the bus): baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough, there ain’t no valley low
enough, there ain’t no river wide enough, to keep you from getting to yourself.
So, these three days were scary and intense, and every night
I had bad dreams from the anxiety and my knees hurt and also I’ve had an awful
cold sore on my lip and can’t even kiss my husband (on top of having to make a
fool of myself in a Brazilian farmacia, trying to describe my need in
Portuguese). But I would never undo these days. They were a vital part of this
experience, and a vital reminder at the beginning of our marriage.
Still—I’m ready for the beach now.
(Matt wants me to add something about Brazilian Time, but I
am too tired so here: Matt Speaks!)
A word about “Brazilian time.” The guidebooks mention it,
but nothing can fully prepare you for its pervasiveness, or the radically
altered state of mind that it demands.
As valiantly as you’ve tried to relinquish your gringo uptightness, it’s
awfully hard when your bus, on which the rest of your trip is utterly
contingent, is leaving at 7:30, and your driver (self-appointed after he
happened to be hanging around your pousada
flirting with the staff when you checked in) has promised to show up at
7:20 to get you to the station, and at 7:15 as you are importuning your host
for the second time to let you settle up and check out he is still mildly
insisting that you sit and eat, and you’re not even entirely sure what you’re
settling up for since by now there
have been several services casually rendered (by several vendors) with no
apparent concern about when or how you’ll pay, and at 7:23 as you’re finally
checking out and wringing your hands and he’s throwing in a bag of coffee for
free, he mumbles something by way of amused placation about how it’s market day
and nothing runs on time anyway, and at 7:31 your driver finally shows up and
you schlep your stuff across town and throw some money at him which, after
briefly refusing, he accepts with a shrug, and the bus leaves mere seconds
after getting your suitcases loaded. As for tonight, will you get to your hotel
on time? Will anyone be there to greet you? Will they have any record of you
staying there? I don’t know, but by now I have an uneasy faith in the
probability that things – even if they’re not quite the things you had in mind
– will turn out OK.
The Brazilians have mastered a way of being in constant,
mutual flux, adapting rhythmically to each other in the moment; you can hear it
in the friendly tootling of car horns and the casual squeal of brakes on every
thoroughfare. It’s valuable medicine for us Americans with our delusions of order
and independence, our fantasies of eliminating every threat and inconvenience. A
few more weeks here, and who knows? Brazilian time might even start to feel
pretty comfortable.
Brazilians even go to church on their own time. Which may be why services are several hours long. |